Odd isn't it ?!?!?

ahh the art of Coffee making,,,, not the Brewing of the crushed up beans,, although who came up with that foir the 1st time,,, ..

"hey guys !  take these beans crush 'em up,,, and run hot water thru them -!!"  and VIOLA ! Coffee !! Oh,, then take some of the stuff that just leaked outta that cows udder, ,,,and put that into the coffee,,, along with a little of this cane fruit to make it sweet,,, and again ,,VIOLA !
and then we f'ing have  Starbucks chargin  $5 for a Caffe Latte Mocha Grande cappichino !!

Ok,, so each persons makes "their" coffee "their" way.

Black, Milk only, Cream only, Sugar only, Sweetner only,, oh yea that Splenda crap - made from sugar but not sugar,, WTF is it then !! Milk and sugar, extra lite, extra sweet.  Where was I going with this ,, oh yes,,,

Rewind to "BLACK" FRIDAY Morning - ~4am....

At the Mobil Mart Coffee Station is a guy,,, makin his cup ,,,

He starts  with the Cream, then 1/2 cup of coffee, then more cream .,... he then takes the red little stirrer straw thingy,,, puts his finger of the End, pokes it into the coffee,,, pulls out the Straw thingy with the Coffee Trapped in it cause his finger is over the end,,,, drains the coffee into the palm of his other hand that is cupped to hold the coffee & then proceeds to SLURP the Friggin coffee outta his hand to taste it,,, again I have to ask WTF !?!
He  repeats this process like 5  times ,, adding cream , the the Sugar, now SLURP.,,  then more cream, and more sugar, each time performing the SLURPPIUNG  !!  All this till he gets it just right. I was wondering what would happen if the CUP became full BEFORE the Mixture was just right.

I then have the good fortune of being behind him at the cash register. He buys "THE" Coffee,, a Bottle of Travel sized SCOPE Mouth wash, and 2 Slim Jims. and  he PAYS with a $100 Dollar Bill, for which they need his Drivers license, a Credit card, and note from his mother that the Bill is Legit !

Again - WTF !!   ALL part of the Adventure that has become  MY life in HELL !!

Here are Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon (Wilbon is my Favorite guy !) and the PTI Turkey's of the Year !!