Rain ,,,Rain ,,, EVERY Day,,,, I see know why Seattle has such a high Suicide rate,,, who can take this Day , after day,,,, what will be be more fun,, the lawn that looks like a hay filed .,. or When it stop raining the Mosquito's that will be the size of birds !! Nice,..
Hey,, its the 1st Day of Summer, BFD............... and who cares,,, let's just get back to Fall,, 50 degrees , clear and cool,,,,, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
and it's Father's Day !
So,, here is Letterman's TOP Ten,,,
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Kids On Father's Day
10) "And you are?"
9) "Father? We always kind of assumed you were our mother"
8)"I'm supposed to give you a gift to thank you for ruining my life?!"
7)"Hey dad, on your special day, how 'bout updating your will?"
6)"It's not just a nose hair trimmer, it's a nose and ear hair trimmer"
5)"All eight of us got you a subscription to US Weekly, so you can read about how you're cheating on mom"
4)"It's a restaurant, dad; they require a shirt"
3)"I know you don't play golf, but golfballs were easiest to shoplift"
2)"It's nice to go through the motions like this every year"
1)"Here's a couple bucks. Get yourself a McDLT"
Father,,,, & son
oh,,, there's no Crying in Baseball.....unless you are a Yankee Fan
John Fogerty, Bruce Springsteen, Robbie Robertson
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