Saturday, January 17, 2009

Hey, AL GORE !!! Just what the hell happened to GLOBAL WARMING !!

Top Ten Signs It's Too Damn Cold In New York



Groping in subway considered acceptable as long as you're wearing mittens

Area hospitals treating thousands of cases of middle-finger hypothermia

Flashers open raincoats exposing mock turtleneck sweaters from J. Crew

Hillary Clinton just announced she is running for U.S. Senator from Hawaii in 2004

To stay warm, Mayor Giuliani climbed into bed with his wife and his girlfriend

People have stopped complaining about the radioactive steam coming out of manholes

People coming into Ed Sullivan Theater to warm up

The squirrels in Central Park have ice on their nuts

Empire State Building is noticeably shorter

Whatever the hell's on top of Donald Trump's head just migrated south

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