Sunday, November 30, 2008

This weeks sign that the Apocalypse is upon us


WTF !!! are you kidding,,, I saw this in a magazine this week on Holiday decorations.. The Magazine did not have such detail,,, but exactly what sorta loser are you that you need to read directions on this from the DIY page !!

Ask a KID - they already know how !! its in KID DNA,,, as we grown into adults we become stupid ! and you know what Ron White says,,, YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID !..


Step1
Test to see if you have 'packing snow,' which clumps together easily and isn't too wet. The snow must pack to make a snowman.
Step2
Shape a handful of snow into a ball. Continue adding more snow and packing the ball until it's too large to hold.
Step3
Place the ball on the snow in front of you and slowly roll it away from you. As more snow accumulates on the outside of your ball, pack the snow by pressing on it with your gloved hands.
Step4
Roll and pack the ball over and over until it is the size you want for the bottom of the snowman's body.
Step5
Repeat for the midsection and head. The bottom should be the biggest ball, and the top should be the smallest.
Step6
Pack some extra snow between the layers to make them stick together. Place sticks down the center where the sections meet if your snowman is having trouble standing erect.
Step7
Give the snowman a face. Use coal, rocks, buttons or anything dark and round for the eyes. A horizontal stick or twig will make a good mouth, and a carrot is fine for the pointy nose. If you don't have a carrot, a banana or a candy cane will do the job.
Step8
Cover the top of his head with an old plant for hair, or give him a knit hat to wear. Top hats will blow away unless secured.
Step9
Add arms, legs and other accessories. Push sticks into the sides of the middle section and hang old mittens on the ends, then place boots at the bottom for legs. Also consider adding items such as a shirt, a scarf or sunglasses.


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