Celery Consciousness: new law

there should at least be an local law that you cannot be sick on a day off !

Ridiculous Thoughts,,

Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know He's in the best selling show Is there life on Mars?
But now the dreams and waking screams That ever last the night So build the wall, behind it crawl And hide until it's light
And when he came to the place where the wild things are, they roared their terrible roars and gnashed their terrible teeth and rolled their terrible eyes and showed their terrible claws till Max said, "Be still" and tamed them with the magic trick of staring into all their yellow eyes without blinking once. And they were frightened and called him the most wild thing of all and made him king of all wild things.
"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty.

Celery Consciousness